I like Humbug.

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

(via evoluniverse)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry, via fuckme-matthelderssmellsfresh)

“Usually thinking of a successful outcome will reduce our motivation rather than increase it.”

(via psych-facts)

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping.”

Hubert Reeves (via shittyteenblog)

(via oldyellowbrickslovesarisk)

parrnasse:

trends guys hate:

  1. crop tops and high waisted shorts
  2. red lipstick

trends girls hate:

  1. being murdered
  2. being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts

(Source: artechoke, via oldyellowbrickslovesarisk)

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

(via oldyellowbrickslovesarisk)

slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

(via oldyellowbrickslovesarisk)

wheresagnes:

a boy was bullied throughout his childhood for being gay and the principal of his school said that if he was to act so openly gay he should expect that kind of treatment. The school board did nothing about it.
Years later, once he had graduated high school, he and his family sued the school board for not doing anything about his bullying. They won the case and got $900,000. 
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