isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
#not all trees