I like Humbug.

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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cotton eye joe was the song of the century

fall2000:

unit03:

reallylameblog:

anyone who tells you otherwise probably sucks at doing the dance

fun fact: ive listened to this song while i jacked off to hentai one time

Justin how is that fact fun at all

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“When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.”

The realest shit I ever felt. (via jackieetran)

(Source: your-daisyfreshgirl, via araabella)

“And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.”

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans

(via seriouslyamerica)

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jessgoodwin:

When I step outside away from an air conditioner
memewhore:

**EVERYONE STOP REBLOGGING THIS IT’S A TOTAL SCAM**
spiderbitelabia:

mikaeo:

junior-mints:

tiramisu-strawberry:

menageriebar:


AYI is changing how dating sites work by connecting people through their interests and friends. AYI’s goal is to revolutionize the online dating industry by creating more thoughtful and meaningful connections. 

GUYS! REALLY COOL TRICK create an account on this website and select male and select an age somewhere between 35-50 and err, i wont spoil it for you. Just take a look!! 
Use this link if you’re from: The US or Canada.
Use this links if you’re from: UK or Ireland.
Use this link if you’re from: Australia, NZ, and others.
The links are very important, otherwise you won’t see the trick.
(also this is a real neato dating site btw)

this is where I met my boyfriend lmao…. and holy fucking shit how is this trick not known in public???? oh my god tumblr you never disappoint

HAHAHAHAHA. NOBODY FUCKING TELL OMFG
if its not working you probs used the wrong link

This is a mean spam trick to get people to sign up to their website. Nothing cool happens. Click on some of the other rebloggers URLs and you will see deactivated accounts.

^^^ how did no one else notice that jfc
theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?
fyeahtameimpala:

Tame Impala by Karine Jacques on Flickr.
questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people
tomnooksbitch:

phyllis i hope you die in a fire  
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